Alya: Adrien, I need you to act as translator for Marinette!
Adrien: I’ll be right there! *Hangs up without asking for address.*
Alya: *Later* Adrien, how did you know where Marinette lived?
Adrien: …..
Adrien: …. *Remembers appearing at her front door as Chat Noir*
Adrien: *Makes up excuses involving knowing the bakery.*
Marinette: She wants my dolls!
Chat Noir: *Okay, don’t fuck it up this time, Chat.*
Chat Noir: Right, where do you live?
Marinette: *Gives address.*
Chat Noir: Right, thanks! *Runs off*
Chat Noir: ….
Chat Noir: *Realizes Marinette knows he’s been there several times as Chat Noir and Adrien.*
Chat Noir: fuCK
Soooooo accurate ^^
Someone: You're so dramatic!
Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about
Me: makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there
friend: I'm cold
me, at this point in life: tbh, feel free to just light me on fire at any given moment
me: I don't care :)
me, one second later: *starts crying*
all you need to know about kaneki ken
human!kaneki: (๑•﹏├┬┴┬┴
eyepatch!kaneki: ☕ԅ(●‿回´)
centipede!kaneki: ( ꐦ¬_¬)ノ ᴱᴬᵀ ᔆᴴᴵᵀ⋅
sasaki haise: (๑´▽`)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
black reaper!kaneki: ┻━━┻⌒┕┑(O⎽O¬)
Pros and cons of Haikyuu!!
Pros: you like every team
Cons: you like every team
First time talking to internet friend: Hello. I think you are a wonderful individual and you have amazing talent and would love to be your friend if that is a possibility.
300th time talking to internet friend: hey lemonfucker u havent REPLied to my text lets fucking fight
person: why are you so defensive over fictional characters???
me: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
fave character: *exists*
me: OH MY GOD...oh my gosh what an amazing..*whEEZE* SO WONDERFUL AND CUTE A SPECTACULAR PERFORMANCE A+++ t hey're 100% great they get the nobel prize to..my heart
me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better
the signs texting
starts a conversation then never replies: SAGITTARIUS, libra
takes like 5 years to text back: capricorn, aries, aquarius
reads ur message but forgets to reply: taurus, pisces, cancer, leo
starts a conversation and tries to make it last: virgo, gemini, scorpio
friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc
Liking characters who are jerks
me at the beginning: this guy is an asshole why does anyone like him wow this is awful
me now: THIS IS MY SMALL SON. HE IS TRASH AND IS ALSO VERY TINY AND I LOVE HIM. HE IS TRASH KING. I LOVE MY SMALL TRASH KING SON. HE IS MINE. MY TINY TRASH SON. MINE. ONLY MINE.
brain: i see you're trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years