Me: makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

lildreamgal:

is anyone else insecure as hell and seriously worried that no one will ever fall in love with them or is that just a me problem

friend: I'm cold

me, at this point in life: tbh, feel free to just light me on fire at any given moment

me: I don't care :)

me, one second later: *starts crying*

queerlove:

me: *catches myself being judgmental*
me to me: i did not raise u this way

asphyxiated-lungs:

I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.

onehellofatrashcan:

*is mutuals with a ton of awesome people*

*never talks to 99% of them*

*they’re too cool*

moveslikekeithrichards:

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

person: why are you so defensive over fictional characters???

me: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.

petitetimidgay:

i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone